Who is Dickchicken?

As a brand new NYC resident (I won't dare say "New Yorker") plopped down in the heart of Williamsburg, this is one of many questions left to be answered… And a pretty shameless ploy to get attention.

Other Important Questions

• Why does a pack of cigarettes cost more than my daily groceries?
• What’s everybody’s beef with the G train?
• Who’s the guy biking around sporting a purple onesie and faux hawk?
• Should I sport a purple onesie and faux hawk?
• Will a purple onesie and faux hawk get me into a warehouse party?
• And most importantly, what the hell am I doing here?

Watch as I fumble my way through figuring out this place… so you don't have to.